Welcome to Dr. Frankie G's new womens only Coronavirus Crisis Center located in Midtown Manhattan! We perform fool-proof testing which entails finger insertion into the lower female cavity to detect any potential fever. If fever is detected, step 2 of the process would be insertion of Frankie G's special and exclusive Corona detector. Dr. Frankie G. will be peeping to ensure you undress properly for diagnosis!

Female disrobes under close supervision of Dr. G.
|-- Dr. G. moves in for the exam
|       `--  Dr. G. takes off rubber glove
|       `--  Internal exam executed
|-- Dr. G. determines further steps
|       `-- Is deeper exam required?
|            `-- No?
|                 `-- Collect payment
|            `-- Yes?
|                 `-- Insert Dr. G's Exclusive Corona Detector
|                      `-- All good?
|                           `-- Collect payment
|                      `-- All bad?
|                            `-- Report bad news- Collect payment
| -- End of session                          

Tests performed 11PM to 6AM, Monday through Friday. Cash Only! Please! For my sake! 
        

Please use the "REPORT ISSUES" tool to report problems with Dr. G's examination service. However, click link --> unsatisfied customer reports before reporting new issues with Dr. G's Crisis Center. If you are not satisfied with this service, you know where to go!